
(Source: auen)
So my teachers says she got uncomfortable for me wearing a tank top today… Are my shoulders that seductive?

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

IUM LAUGHING REAL LY HARD I THOGUHT THAT PATHWAY WAS HIS HAIR AND I WAS LIKE ‘SUCH VOLUME!’
(Source: thesyntaxkid)
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
if i end up famous i probably won’t delete my blog so you better do your best fucking job of keeping this a secret
(Source: romulusthread)
you won’t be able to ever get a job once i tell everyone you cursed on the internet